Marriage Humor (婚姻幽默) Wife: 'What are you doing?' 妻:你在作什麼啊? Husband : Nothing. 夫:沒作什麼。 Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' 妻:沒作什麼?你看著我們的結婚證書,足足有一小時了。 Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.' 夫:我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wife : 'Do you want dinner?' 妻: 要吃晚餐嗎? Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?' 夫: 當然!我可以選擇嗎? Wife : 'Yes or no.' 妻:要或不要。