被這個植入的 spyware 搞的心情不好
弄了一個晚上還是殺不掉這個鬼東西
今晚回家重灌 Windows 比較快了 >_<
今天大部份台灣的鄰居們要上班囉
我就 Post 一個笑話給大家
讓你們笑一笑開心的上班去
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
一位工程師在過馬路時被一隻青蛙叫住說" 如果你親我一下.我會變成美麗的公主"
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
他只彎下腰把青蛙抓起來放進口袋
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
一會兒青蛙又說了" 如果你親我一下讓我變回美麗的公主.我會陪伴你一星期"
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to the pocket.
工程師把青蛙由口袋抓出來.對她笑一笑又放回口袋
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and marry you."
這時青蛙又哭泣著說"如果你親我一下讓我變回美麗的公主.我會陪伴著你然後嫁給你"
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
在一次工程師把青蛙由口袋抓出來.對她笑一笑又放回口袋
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you and marry you. Why won't you kiss me?"
終於青蛙又開口問了"到底怎麼了?我已經告訴你了我是一位漂亮的公主.也答應會嫁給你陪伴你一輩子.你為何還不親我呢?
The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."