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miss universe's last question 環球小姐最后一題 question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問﹕美國小姐﹐請形容貴國男性的性器官。 ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like gentlemen. 美國小姐﹕美國的男性器官象紳士。 question: how can you say so? 問﹕為什么呢？ ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........ 美國小姐﹕因為隻要一看到女士﹐祂們就會起立…… (applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問﹕西班牙小姐﹐請形容貴國男性的性器官。 ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull) 西班牙小姐﹕西班牙的男性器官象鬥牛。 question: how can you say so? 問﹕為什么呢？ ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening. 西班牙小姐﹕因為隻要看到有洞就會出擊。 applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問﹕菲律賓小姐﹐請形容貴國男性的性器官。 ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 菲律賓小姐﹕菲律賓的男性器官象流言。 question: how can you say so? 問﹕為什么呢？ ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth. 菲律賓小姐﹕因為牠從一張嘴里傳到另一張嘴里。 (applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌﹐起立喝采﹐鼓掌、鼓掌) question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問﹕伊朗小姐﹐請形容貴國男性的性器官。 ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves. 伊朗小姐﹕伊朗的男性器官象賊。 question: how can you say so? 問﹕為什么呢？ ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door. 伊朗小姐﹕因為祂們總愛走后門。 (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! >applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌﹐大笑、大笑﹐鼓掌、鼓掌) question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問﹕印度小姐﹐請形容貴國男性的性器官。 ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers. 印度小姐﹕印度的男性器官象勞力。 question: how can you say so? 問﹕為什么呢？ ms india: because it works day and night...... 印度小姐﹕因為日夜勞“做”。 (applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問﹕馬來西亞小姐﹐請形容貴國男性的性器官。 ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car. 馬來西亞小姐﹕馬來西亞的男性器官象proton 牌轎車(馬來西亞國產車)。 question: how can you say so? 問﹕為什么呢？ ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft. 馬來西亞小姐﹕看起來很硬(造型類似honda)其實很軟(一撞就變形)。 (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌﹐大笑、大笑﹐鼓掌、鼓掌) question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問﹕新加坡小姐﹐請形容貴國男性的性器官。 ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose). 新加坡小姐﹕新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。 question: how can you say so? 問﹕為什么呢？ ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. 新加坡小姐﹕總是衝進場﹐提前15分鐘出場。 applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問﹕中國小姐﹐請形容貴國男性的性器官。 ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane. 中國小姐﹕中國的男性器官象航天飛機。 question: how can you say so? 問﹕為什么呢？ ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........ 中國小姐﹕雖然不大﹐但幾分鐘內就可以把你送上雲端…… [:-][*)][8-}]
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