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篇名: Prison vs Work
作者: Rima 日期: 2013.06.05  天氣:  心情:
In prison you spend a majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for . In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. At work you must carry a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games. or be on internet . In prison they allow your family and friends to visit. At work you can t even speak to your family and friends. In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic . At work, they are called managers.
p.s不知為何今天看到這個笑話,我笑到嘴巴快裂開了....XDDDD~~~
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