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This is hilarious.....

even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric,

which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

((下面的笑話恐怕真的只有大馬和新加坡人看得懂呢~))

((這是我們常說的破英語~~Broken English~⊙⊙))

 

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. 

Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. 

This is what he came up with.....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. 

But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. 

The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. 

I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. 

So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. 

Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 

10 God he run away.
 

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. 

Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. 

He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. 

He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand.

I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

今天在家睡了一個下午~~~
但還是感覺好累~~
可能是收捨雜物吧~~
收了幾天還是一大堆。。。
我又要搬家了。。
希望是最後一次~~
搬家真的是一件超累的事....