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篇名: 窗外的曙光
作者: Hotchkiss	日期: 2007.04.01　　天氣: 　心情:

昨天( Friday) 一早鬧鐘音樂響起
只感覺頭上一陣暈眩也全身無力
起床準備好 Sam 上學需要的物品
望著他騎腳踏車離去出發到學校
整個人又躲進被窩裡
在次醒過來已經是早上9點半了
打了電話到公司 Make sure everything is all right
請了假讓他們有事打我行動電話
看過醫生後也吃了藥
回到家裡繼續躺平….
可能是前幾天淋的雨, 不只是皮衣.
全身都溼透了卻硬稱了一個下午
回到家裡又”鐵齒”頭暈時不吃藥
真是要命的感冒.
唉, 40 不是一尾活龍嗎?
怎麼變成了一條病奄奄的泥鰍呢　

早上起床, 還是全身無力
今天的 Tournament 是去不成了
六點多了.天色微亮.
索性把窗簾打開
窗檯向東方的好處就是這裡了
隔著窗口向外望去
鄰居的屋頂上漸漸發白.
一小撮刺眼的曙光映入眼簾
開啟了星期六美麗的一天

……………………………..
喂 ))))) 為什麼我要生病 >_< 哇……
包裹著厚重的棉被打字好累
現在溫度9度 C ..
趕緊躺回床上去….繼續休息

Joke of the day

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Have a nice weekend everybody

Ken

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