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A pregnant women with triplets was walking down the street in Compton when she gets shot 3 times.
Both she and the babies survive, but each baby ends up with a bullet inside them.
16 years later, the mother is reading a newspaper on the couch when her 1st daughter comes,
She says "Mom, guess what, when I took a dump, I found a bullet in the toilet!" The mother just waved it off.
when her second daughter comes. She says "Mom, guess what, I was taking a piss when I found a bullet in the toilet!'
The mother, a little annoyed, just waves it off again.
when her son comes up to her laughing. He starts "Hey mom, guess what..."
when the mother throws her newspaper on the floor and yells "What, did you find a bullet in the toilet too!"
The son calmly shakes is head and says
"No, but when I was wagging off, I shot the dog!"-
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