頭條                                                                                                                  最
昨天中午頭痛到覺的沒辦法再看到隔天的太陽                                                  新
第一個反應就是把握當下                                                                                   消
午餐跑去買牛排外加仙X鮮..超豪華午餐                                                            息
真的把他當最後一餐                                                                                          !
只差沒有邊吃眼睛邊流汗就是了                                                                         有
結果下午工作整個肚子撐到暴大                                                                        位
今天也平安無事的邊挖鼻孔邊寫日記                                                                 大
什麼都無法預料這就是人生呀!!!!!!                                                                    叔
                                                                                                                          光
生活版.                                                                                                               溜
講到預料~沒想到小小一個騎腳踏車摔傷                                                             溜
竟然把後十字韌帶摔斷                                                                                       在
拖了一個月才發現                                                                                                街
老闆下星期要去開刀                                                                                               上
連同復健大概要2個月左右                                                                                    閒
整個公司全部丟給我                                                                                           晃
下星期開始就要戰戰兢兢的上班壓力很大...                                                        收
                                                                                                                        到
國際頭條.                                                                                                             的
豬哥亮要復出了沒想到帶動的風氣影響全球                                                    消
最新病毒豬流感H1N1正在蓄勢待發                                                                    息
全球都在嚴陣以待                                                                                               是
(明明跟豬沒關係為什麼一開始要叫豬流感勒..替豬小小抱怨一下)                     跟
或許N年後看到這日記時                                                                                    一
我們正在對抗比這強10倍的病毒侵襲人類                                                          名
時間會進化所有的東西                                                                                       孕
                                                                                                                           婦
娛樂版.                                                                                                                肚
雙手支持草剪剛                                                                                                   子
脫光溜鳥不是那麼嚴重呀                                                                                     裡
不過吵到人是要管制一下                                                                                     的
溜鳥被日本媒體新聞報到好像吸毒被判刑一樣                                                       孩
那像我們吸毒被抓還可以主持節目演戲                                                                子
雙手支持小豬                                                                                                      有
上網聊天被設計                                                                                                  關
快把那心機重的人抓到吧                                                                                      !
                                                                                                                           不
運動版.                                                                                                              是
被連三暴的阿民正在復健中                                                                               有
                                                                                                                            染
希望能在當全民英雄                                                                                           哦
（不然很久都沒吃到免費的午餐了）                                                                     !
（雖然我都是賭洋基輸～＿～）                                                                        消
（可是我真的好想請客呀）                                                                                 息
                                                                                                                           歪
政治版．                                                                                                               歪
沒事不要碰到這版                                                                                               的
沒事也不要寫這版                                                                                              跑
                                                                                                                            馬                
金融版．                                                                                                             燈
紅通通昨天漲幅６．７４％                                                                                請
創１８年新高收                                                                                                 眼
不用高興的太早                                                                                                  睛
下星期就會跌回來了                                                                                       自   
                                                                                                                          動
氣象版.                                                                                                              上
最近風超大的                                                                                                     下
很誇張跟颱風沒啥兩樣                                                                                      跑
太陽也超大的                                                                                                        要
很誇張跟白天沒啥兩樣                                                                                       多
                                                                                                                         快
                                                                                                                         就
廣告版                                                                                                              動
歐耶!!最喜歡的一天而且又沒遇到假日                                                             多
放假真爽                                                                                                           快
(不知道歌誦N年了..只要沒碰到假日就這樣一直歌誦下去吧.)                            !
不過明天要上班                                                                                                謝
沒有連假一.一                                                                                                 謝
                                                                                                                          !