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篇名: 超級大冒險....7-11
作者: 宅胖 日期: 2012.09.18  天氣:  心情:

 



                                                                        
                                                                                                                   
    超級大冒險....7-11                                                                                             
                                                                                                                   
    相信大家都玩過大冒險,以下是我高職時代我任為最屌的一次!                                                        
    角色如下:                                                                                                      
    我:天生臉皮厚,啥都敢作!                                                                                       
    強者我同學:連臉是什麼都不知道,只有衝而已!                                                                     
    同學A~C:由情客串 >                                                                                              
                                                                                                                   
    ===========故事開始============                                                                                
                                                                                                                   
    有天放學因為無聊的關係,所以我提議了大冒險這個遊戲                                
                                                                                                                    
    我:好無聊喔,我們來玩大冒險,要是他不敢作的就要請大家吃上和屋 ~OK?                                              
                                                                                                                   
    強者我同學、同學A~C:好阿~怕你喔!                                                                               
                                                                                                                   
    於是就開始了運氣式的剪刀、石頭、布...................號稱拳王的我當然是沒輸過啦!                               
                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                   
    於是強者我同學他輸了!                                                                                          
    ? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?我:就這樣哪樣然後先這樣再哪樣!                                       
                                                                                                                   
    強者我同學:.........不是吧~玩哪麼大喔!!!!!!                                                                    
                                                                                                                   
    我:害怕喔~哪就請客啊~誰叫你要輸~哈哈哈哈!                                                                      
                                                                                                                   
    強者我同學:小子~你好樣的,上!怕啥!                                                                             
                                                                                                                   
    我:嗯~這才對啊~乖喔!                                                                                           
                                                                                                                   
    同學A~C:你跟他說什麼啊?~講一下啦!                                    
                                                                                                                    
    我:哈哈(淫賤的笑聲)看了就知道啦                                                                                
                                                                                                                   
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    於是強者我同學他進去了一間7-11,然後拿起了一和保險套,接著就去櫃檯結帳                                         
    你以為就這樣嗎?哪你就錯了!!!                                                                                   
                                                                                                                   
    嗶~先生85元!                                                                                                   
    強者我同學:喔,超薄型,彈力佳,又是草莓口味的!                                     
                                                                                                                    
    7-11小姐:...........................                                                                           
                                                                                                                   
    強者我同學:小姐,這個好用嗎?你有用過嗎?                                                                        
                                                                                                                   
    7-11小姐:...沒....沒有耶...我不知道.....                                                                       
                                                                                                                   
    強者我同學:喔!哪小姐可以請你幫我個忙嗎?                                                                        
                                                                                                                   
    7-11小姐:什.....麼??                                                                                           
                                                                                                                   
    強者我同學:可以跟我                                                                                            
    試一下嗎?                                                                                                      
    7-11小姐:...??什麼???你說什麼???                                                                               
                                                                                                                   
    強者我同學:我說可以一起試一下嗎?                                                                                
                                                                                                     
    7-11小姐:你想幹....嗎?....你不要亂來喔!                                                                        
                                                                                                                   
    強者我同學:一下下而已啦!很快!                                                                                  
                                                                                                                   
    7-11小姐:這不是快不快的問題....這是......                                                                      
                                                                                                                   
    於是強者我同學打開了哪一和保險套!!!!!!!                                                                        
                                                                                                                   
    7-11小姐:先生........你要幹什麼......我要報警囉!!!                                                             
                                                                                                                   
    強者我同學拿出了保險套...................                                                                      
                                                                                                                   
    7-11小姐:先生....先生.....我要叫囉!                                                                            
                                                                                                                   
    強者我同學:哈~~哈~~哈~~!!!!!!                                                                                  
                                                                                                                   
    7-11小姐:啊~~~啊!!!!!                                                                                          
                                                                                                                   
    強者我同學:來~小姐幫我拿著這一頭                                                                               
    於是強者我同學開始拉這哪一個保險套..............................                                               
    強者我同學:嗯~果然彈性夠佳,不錯!我買了!                                                                       
                                                                                                                   
    強者我同學:小姐,你剛剛說多少???                                                                               
                                                                                                                   
    7-11小姐驚慌失措,臉紅害羞)8......8.....85元!!!                                                                
                                                                                                                   
    強者我同學:嗯~來給你100不用找了,15元就算是幫我的費用吧!                                                       
                                                                                                                   
    強者我同學就這樣走出去了哪家7-11,還隱約聽到哪個小姐說:謝...謝謝..光臨!!!                         
                                                                                                             
    而我跟同學A~C已經再7-11裡面呈現瘋狂狀態,開始狂笑!!!                                                           
                                                                                                                   
    同學我只能說你夠屌,不錯!我欣賞你                                                                              
                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                   


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 

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